“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.”
–Mark Twain

Sunday, December 26, 2010

30 Objectives

Since my travels to Israel are in essence a mixture of professional and leisure-conscious goals, I figure it's fitting that my list of objectives is itself a melange of purposeful/purposeless endeavors. Presented here, in no particular order whatsoever and a healthy dose of jest, are 30 things I hope to accomplish while in Israel. Composed hastily with the help of my roommatebro Dan and my regular bro Ben.

30 OBJECTIVES TO BE COMPLETED WHILE IN ISRAEL

1. Solve the Israeli-palestinian conflict.
2. Figure out Israeli women.
3. Surf on the Mediterranean.
4. Make friends with an Israeli-Arab.
5. Live out an entire day speaking only Hebrew.
6. Convince an Israeli girl that I'm from Israel.
7. Convince an American girl that I'm from Israel.
8. Skinny dip in the Red Sea.
9. Part the Red Sea.
10. Make a significant impact on an israeli youth.
11. Shoot an automatic weapon (no live targets).
12. Teach Israeli's what really constitutes a "foul" in basketball.
13. Get Bar Rafaeli's number.
14. Speak to a Holocaust survivor.
15. Camp out in the desert.
16. Feel comfortable visiting the beach in just a speedo.
17. Converse with a Hassidic Jew.
18. Attend a Maccabi Tel Aviv soccer match.
19. Celebrate unfamiliar Israeli holidays with intensity.
20. Eliminate the word "sorry" from my lexicon.
21. Ride on a mo-ped through the city.
22. Watch the sunrise from Mossada. (again)
23. Win a pick-up beach volleyball/soccer with Israelis and gloat in Hebrew.
24. Be a participant on Israeli Cash Cab (for burkle).
25. Jump off the waterfall at Ein Gedi.
26. Acquire a "high roller" suite at Casino in Eilat.
27. Give an Israeli girl a flower picked at the Bahai Gardens in Haifa.
28. Write a note at the Western Wall asking God "How was YOUR day?"
29. Spend time studying Kabballah.
30. Make Aliyah. (just kidding, mom)


Monday, December 20, 2010

Internship info/Octopussy/College Basketball


So it's been approximately a week since I last posted, so let me catch you up.
(Disclaimer: Thus far, the program has been chiefly concerned with us participants getting used to our new homes, meeting friends, and drinking lots of Goldstar. The intention here is to make us feel settled and happy before we get to work. To say it more bluntly, the last week has been purely a vacation and I have treated it as such. And damn has it been a sweet vacation)


On Thursday, I met with my internship coordinator Maya, who is responsible for finding work/volunteer opportunities that are consistent with our personal goals and work experience. So Maya let me know that I have interviews within the next 2 weeks with Maccabi Tel Aviv soccer club youth development program. I had already known that working for them was an option, but I was pleasantly surprised when she told me I also had an interview with a youth rehabilitation center that works with kids who either come from disadvantageous home situations or suffer from learning disabilities. So optimally, I will be splitting my work week between these two jobs, which sounds perfect for my interests.
After these meetings we were free for the day, so we went to the beach and enjoyed the sunshine and warm meditteranean sea.

Thursday night I had my first authentic club experience. We went to a club called octopussy in the nemal (port of tel aviv). Clubs aren't really that popular in columbus or cleveland, so although I consider myself a lightweight socialite in my home circles, I was unprepared for the chaotic madness in octopussy. We arrived and there was a lengthy and unhappy line outside. Thankfully, me and my friends had befriended a promoter for the club earlier that day, so our group was permitted to skip the line and they didn't even check our ages. (clubs and bars in Israel commonly enforce a 25+ policy for men. It's weird at 23 to be told I'm "too young" to even enter the door. According to Israelis, this is to limit violence and to discourage broke young adults from coming inside and NOT spending tons of shekels)
Immediately I was struck by the sheer volume and brilliance of the lights arrangement in the club. The sound system, pumping mostly US pop hits mixed with techno beats, was piercing and literally shook my chest cavity. The light show was equally as powerful, pulsating brightly through a cloud of fog. It was a grandparent's worst nightmare. And the 50-shekel beers(approx. $13) were a jewish mother's nightmare. Nonetheless, our group and myself had an excellent time. We left around 3 am and got some shawarma as a perfect nightcap.

**I also found out on thursday that I got into DePaul (Chicago) graduate school for secondary education! It was a fantastic day.

And then there was friday. Orly, our group leader, let us know that there was a college basketball game between MTA and this other team in Jaffa (south Tel Aviv). She added that there was to be "free beer and snacks" at this basketball game. So as a group, we decided to jump on the bus and travel to a new part of our city in search of free beers and snacks and maybe a decently entertaining basketball game. In the States, a college basketball game connotes rowdy fans, intense competition, and large crowds. naturally, this is what we expected. We arrived to find a nearly empty rec-center gym with 2 full teams, 2 referees, and 3-4 fans in the haphazard bleachers. We (mostly americans) walked in and immediately increased the crowd 2-fold. Both teams and both referees looked at us as we walked in as we took our seats in the bleachers, looking lost and confused. We cursed our trip leader for recommending this event until one of the fans who appeared to be in charge of the event began passing out (forcefully, I might add) beer to all in attendance. It was approximately 12:30pm at this time. We asked who we should be rooting for, and discovered that the green team were the good guys and the blue team were awful human beings who deserved hateful cheers and boos whenever possible. In addition to booze, they also provided us with drums and a megaphone. Being a Camp Wise alum, I was quite familiar with leading cheers and happily accepted the drum and sticks.What I lack in rhythm I more than make up for in spirit (ruach) My friend Ben, a sports broadcaster, gladly accepted the megaphone and soon enough we were the rowdy, loud, obnoxious college basketball fans we were used to seeing in the states. So you can picture the situation: I'm beating on a drum and leading cheers of "DE-FENSE", my friend is giving color commentary using a particularly mega mega-phone, and behind us are 20-30 american fans yelling until they are hoarse for a team they were introduced to just 25 minutes prior in a gym no bigger than a YMCA court. It was quite a scene. After the game, which the home team lost, the players gave us a standing ovation to recognize their appreciated for our support. Unfortunately, I forgot my camera so no picture or video evidence of this event is available.
Saturday and sunday I spent a lot of time at the beach and with my new friends from the program. We spent a considerable amount of time in Hayarkon park in the north end of Tel Aviv. We played a lot of basketball and showed our jew-ball skills. I have included a lot of pictures of the park on my facebook page. If you aren't "friends" with me on facebook feel free to add me. If you aren't tech savvy, just search my name in facebook and then request to be my friend.

Today and yesterday were the first of my Ulpan studies. I've been super excited to learn hebrew, and my teacher loves my enthusiasm and eagerness. Even though its 4 hours a day for the next 3 weeks, I'm excited to learn as much as I can so I won't feel like such a tourist here. Everyone I have encountered in Israel speaks english, but often they speak to english speakers in a condescending tone and it makes me feel stupid. I cant wait till I can converse in Hebrew. So far, we have learned a bunch of basic phrases and Hebrew sentence structure. Oddly, we have learned a lot of animal-related vocabulary. So the things I can speak about in hebrew thus far are limited, but would serve me well if I went to the zoo.
Whew. Long post. Thanks for reading.. enjoy the pics and feel free to comment.




I found true love in Israel already

Cleveland is everywhere.Best believe I bought this ball.

Some Israeli friends


Israeli Hot Dog (pronounced Niknikiya)

Me and my Ulpan teacher Tali <3.>
Real Men Hula-Hoop

South Tel Aviv Beach

Air Leb
edit: Me with Drum. Michael with beer. Home-team squad in background. AA front row seats.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Ma? Atah Yalda?



After a long day of learning the rules, regulations and guidelines of our program.. we headed to "Kindergarten" bar on Dizengoff for some drinks and music. Fitting, as it was a good introduction to Israeli nightlife full of American hip hop, classic rock, and euro-dance tunes. We did well to find a small bar that wasn't necessarily "tourist-y" to get a feel for our neighborhood scene.

According to the rules we learned today in our orientation, I became aware that I will not be able to manufacture and sell drugs, hitchhike to syria, or visit my palestinian friends in the Gaza strip like I had hoped. Damn the international politics! I guess some rules are made to be broken. (This is a scenario where the "sarcastic font" would be applicable). Big Momo (founder of Oranim), or "Momosaur" as I like to call him when I am well out of his earshot, came and spoke to us and encouraged us to "make jewish babies", the same rhetoric that controversially forced him to give up his birthright trips a few years back. It was cool to see him again, as he was the first Israeli that greeted me, cole, and jon 4 years ago when we came on birthright. He didn't remember me. I guess I didn't stick out amongst the 50,000+ jews from the states that he has introduced himself to. When we came on Birthright, he promised us and every other group that if we met someone on birthright that we married, he would foot the bill for the honeymoon. I get the impression that he regretted this offer, as he explained that he still got calls from couples expecting to travel to israel on his dime. This dude is serious about jews makin whoopie.

Tonight marked the night that I was first insulted by an Israeli woman. Mazel Tov for me! The bartender, who was very fond of Americans (whom are mostly unfamiliar that 20% tip here is over the top), took a shot of Jameson Whiskey with our group and insulted me cause I made a grimace face that one often makes after a shot of whiskey. She said to me "Ma? atah Yalda?" Which means "what, are you a girl?" Not only does it mean female, it literally means "child girl". She went farther than call me a woman, she called me a child girl. Oh Boy did everyone have a laugh!! Well played, bartender. Thankfully I did not burst into tears like a child girl. I didn't tip her like an American. Some phrases in Hebrew are tough to remember, but I will remember this one.. and I'm sure she will remember not to insult the likes of Dav-eed Leb if she wants to go home paid well.

First night out.. Neighborhood bar and street meat.




After I took this pic of street meat man he asked me "ehhhhhhh how ehh did my hair look?" In thick accent. I lied and said "just o.k." to his displeasure
DJ Juicebox and friends Ben (L.A), Michael (Portland) and Leah (Maryland.. told you I would put you in the blog)



Aaron and Bari from L.A.
Becky from San fran and new roommate bro Dan from strong long island
Chiquita Banana lady's stand
This dude couldn't decide.. B&W? Sepia? Color? This looks like Zoolander's portofolio does it not?
Ben from L.A. at self-proclaimed "best Falafel stand in the world."

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Iliya explains it all: Shawarma

Iliya has a hilarious way of describing things, I will do my best effort to try and get him to explain more things in english for the betterment of the internet community.

First day pictures

Just below my apt.

Awful translation of the day winner:
A.Vo.Ca.Dos
view from apt.
wedding pics?
other view from apt. balcony
Shawarma (happier and soon to be fatter dave)

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Midwest to Mideast

So you've made it. To my blog. One man's story of a 5 month journey to Tel Aviv. An American in Israel.. imagine that.

Whether you are here as a stranger, family member, or dear friend, welcome to a beginner's attempt at constructing a public diary.

Within 10 minutes of arriving to Ben Gurion International Airport in Tel Aviv, a Public Announcement declared "Will Dav-eed Leb please report to the information counter.. Da-veed Leb to the information counter" So much for blending in. I have arrived, and my dear friend Iliya had made sure that all in attendance at the airport this windy saturday morning were privy to this information.

I arrived this morning in Israel, previously awakened from my window seat by the rising sunset to the east. It's too bad that pictures from the airplane don't turn out well, because the snow-topped mountains in Turkey and Greece were breathtaking at sunrise. I included a picture below of the shores of Tel Aviv from the sky, but even that doesn't do it justice.

I'm staying tonight in Ra'annana, and I just returned from enjoying some Goldstar with Abby and Iliya at a cafe in northern Tel Aviv. I found out tonight that I will be staying at 89 Dizengoff, right in the beating heart of the city. Although I have only slept about 3 hours in the last 30, my excitement combined with caffeine and alcohol have me feeling anxious, excited, and a bit restless. Above all these feelings is one of optimism and hopefulness--I'm finding it hard to suppress my smile. I am in Israel. I have graduated from school. A great weight has been lifted, and this is my opportunity to immerse myself in a culture which has both foreign appeal and personal attachments. Arriving in Israel feels like both a homecoming and an
otherworldly experience. I feel like a welcomed stranger here. A home away from home that is still so foreign and distant yet inviting and intimate. It's hard to verbalize this feeling.. but it is one that has encouraged me and ultimately motivated me to spend 5-6 months here. The "israel bug" as my mom likes to call it.
In the next week I will post my goals for this trip. I want to come away with a mixture of tangibles and intangibles, and I see this opportunity as both a vacation and a professional development program. So much for not mixing business with pleasure.

I will do my best to post at least once a week...but no promises.

(much) More to follow in the coming days in weeks.. including videos, pictures, personal anecdotes and more! Stay tuned.